By April 9, 20053 Comments

Note to self: the night before your next party, try not to spill crispy seaweed and a bottle of dark soy sauce in the middle of the white lounge carpet. In fact, avoid a takeaway chinese altogether.


  • Paul says:

    Well, if you remember I have discussed such things with you before. We are only now in the process on replacing the carpet you ruined with Red Bull and red wine on your last two visits to our pad. We have opted for vinyl in the kitchen and next time you come you will be confined in there or outside next to the BBQ. When are you next visiting us, by the way? Forewarned is forearmed and all that…

  • Wibbler says:

    Whenever you get your BBQ out again! I’ll bring a bib.

  • Jac says:

    and a mop and a bucket

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