Not only were Girls Aloud in The Drink a few days ago (before being chucked in a cell, but the Cheeky Girls were in Wetherspoons last night, and Matthew Kelly is incarcerated at Her Majesty’s Pleasure in Guildford Police Station, with all the press vans causing me to be late into work again… See, all the celebrities come to Guildford eventually, whether they like it or not…