Two Things I’ve Learned

By December 4, 20025 Comments

Two things I’ve learned today:

– Never trip over Anthea Turner while shopping. It’s hugely embarrassing, and everyone will assume you did it on purpose.
– If you’re a IT guy, never make an computer system run perfectly – you’ll be out of a job.*

*I haven’t actually been sacked – but if anything actually worked well, I’d have absolutely nothing to do…


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