Holiday Report 27/1

9am – After the previous days shenanigans, we are as worn-out and breathless as Bill Clinton after a meeting with his secretary.
11am – Drag ourselves down to the sunbed, but decide enough is enough within 30 minutes.
3pm – Manage, to everyone?s enjoyment, to lock myself out of my room. I can tell this won?t be forgotten easily. Perhaps bribes will help.
4pm – People still laugh.
9pm – Sleep.
Drinks Knocked Over – 0. Wahey.