Woohoo! Regular as clockwork, Dad’s bought me my Christmas Advent Calendar! A rather splendid Mars one, too.
And another classic and completely unprompted quote crosses my mum’s lips: “I’m very glad to say, Simon, that you’d look absolutely appalling in a dress.”
You’re not the only one that’s glad.
oh, i don’t know, you might look good in something long and slinky!