Just when nothing’s happening, something happens. If you see what I mean. Simon H works in a bank. And last night, he managed to lock the bank safe in a way that only he can, resulting in the bank not being able to dispense money ALL DAY today. How we laughed.
I don’t think the load of text messages to his mobile (“Is your job still SAFE?”, “Drive SAFEly”, “The US is in a bit of terrorist bother, but the UK seems SAFE”) went down well either…
Very funny it was too.
“Is your job SAFE?”
SPLENDID
Was only till lunch time, so there. Bastards