Date: June 30th, 2004
From: Sister Sin, Big Boy

Hi, I stumbled across your website completely by chance – well, actually, its because I couldn’t spell Barclaycard properly and a link for your site came up instead, so I thought hey I’ll be crazy and give it a click.

>> You’re CRAZY! Really.

Please excuse my commas in random places.

>> Right you are.

I returned from Glasto late Mon night & am still absolutely knackered.

>> Ahhh, now we get to the crux of the matter. You’re still a little high. Well, it’s understandable. Carry on with your blather, I’ll kick back and think of England.

Your site made me chuckle. I’m sure you’ll sleep so much better now that you know some rambling mad women has sent you this absolute bollocks note!

>> You’re nothing if not correct, my friend, and thank you for your time.