There’s been a fair bit in the papers in the last couple of days about the freak dishwasher accident that killed that woman in Scotland (here’s the BBC News story). I was reading an article in the Daily Mail all about it yesterday – “very rare accident”, it said, “only one other case known in existence”, it said, a twelve year old boy back in 1997. Not so, I immediately countered – I had done exactly the same thing in 1985, while playboxing with my dad! I still have the amusingly placed scar on my right buttock. Sensing fame, I’ve duly fired off a couple of emails to the newspaper and the seemingly pointless Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents. I expect to be on This Morning with Fern Britton within days.
I remember that! I came round to Fox Dene very soon after that incident…those were the good old days! Walked like a poof for weeks, I recall…I guess it stuck! The walk that is, I think the knife was removed…
I remember that! I came round to Fox Dene very soon after that incident…those were the good old days! Walked like a poof for weeks, I recall…I guess it stuck! The walk that is, I think the knife was removed…
I found that so funny I seem to have posted it twice…oops!
Prick up your arse? Were you at Cranleigh school at the time?
that was a SLICE of bad luck…..
yes, this sort of dishwasher accident is a real PAIN IN THE ARSE…..
oh oh oh oh…..
you should have BLADE more attention…..
I may have a STAB at a pun but can’t think of any.
Don’t get upset at us taking the piss. Turn the other cheek.
You must be sick and tired of being the BUTT of all our jokes.
Just don’t CRACK under the pressure.
must have been a bit HAIRY…..
BUMmer
…..and I’m spent.