Andria, my erstwhile workmate, comes out with some corkers. Here’s today’s selection.
Andria: “Christ, Simon, you’re busy this morning, you’re like that bunny….”
Simon: “What?”
Andria: “You know, that bunny that nevers stops. The Durex Bunny.”
Simon: “Ah. That famous one. You, of course, surely couldn’t have meant the Duracell Bunny, could you?”.