Well, fame beckons again. Well, probably not, but a joke I sent in to FHM magazine in an idle moment has been crowned Joke Of The Month (see it here) in the April 2002 issue. I have been awarded a fine ?300 Nintendo GameCube games console for my (minimal) efforts. SPLENDID! The GameCube isn’t even out in this country yet, so god knows how they’re going to send it to me.
Unless it’s a cruel joke.
YES! WALLET.
Actually (2 years later) I thought I’d better inform you it turned out to be a Playstation 2.